I'm so much cooler than I thought...

Thanks to Michelle for this. I had to steal it from her blog because it was so funny (er, in the juvenile funny way):

1. My rock star name (first pet's name and current car)
Doggie Saab

2. My gangsta name (favourite ice cream flavour plus cookie)
Bubble Gum *duh* Snickerdoodle
(WOW. Scary gangsta...)

3. My fly girl name (first letter of first name, first three letters of last name)
J-Wil

4. My detective name (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Dog

5. My soap opera name (middle name, city of birth)
Kristina Indianapolis

6. My Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name)
Wil-Ja

7. My superhero name (second favorite color, favorite drink, add “the”)
The Red Margarita

8. My Nascar name (the first names of your grandfathers)
Stallard James

9. My stripper name (favorite perfume, favorite sweet)
Victoria Krispy-Kreme
(heh heh heh)

10. My witness protection name (mother’s and father’s middle names)
Joyce Kenneth

11. My weather anchor name (fifth grade teacher’s last name, a major city beginning with the same letter)
Zimbala Zimbabwee

(OK, it was the ONLY Z geographical name I could think of...)

12. My spy name (favorite season/flower)
Autumn Daisy

13. Cartoon name (favorite fruit plus garment you’re wearing, with an “ie” or “y” added)
Banana Hoodie

14. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast plus favorite tree)
Muffin Maple

15. Your rockstar tour name (favorite hobby plus favorite weather element, with “the” and “tour”)
The Reading Sunshine Tour

(try it, you'll like it...)