More Riveting Conversations from the back seat:
Him: I saw on Ebay that Matthew McConnaughey is selling his custom Texas Tech Harley Davidson. Auctioning it off for some charitable fund.
ME: HM.
Him: Apparently, if you win the bid, you also get an autographed head shot.
ME: OOOO...do you mean. HEAD. Shot?!?!
Him: *sigh*
*silence*
ME: If we won the bid, do you think we could get him to touch my boobs instead of a head shot?!?
Him: *sigh*
ME: I was just wondering...
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Him: Now we have some Yay-Who in front of us going 30 miles an hour!
*silence*
ME: What's a Yay-Who anyway!?!?
Him: An A-hole.
Effing Jerk.
Ass-wipe.
Anal Sphincter Wart.
*silence*
Him: Now, wasn't Yay-Who a lot better?!?
ME: I liked Anal Sphincter Wart, personally.
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