If you give a mouse a baby, surely he'll need?
A burb cloth.
Some acid reflux medication.
Maybe a shot (or two) of tequila (with a splash of lime for good measure).
Sure-fire winner in the crazy kids category. But parents needn't worry, there are valuable lessons learned about when you give a mouse a baby (we won't ruin it for you) AND it's a SFB (Scritch-Free Book) - No scritching in this book!