I've found my new sex manual.
(I mean, not that I was looking for a new sex manual or anything.)
(Or any sex manual for that matter...)
While doing covert ops a few days ago (AKA: getting a coffee at a big box bookstore...shhhhhhh...), I found the perfect book. I wanted to get it for either our friend Dennis or Phil (maybe both) for Christmas, but Todd didn't seem that keen. (Sorry guys...)
I mean, seriously, who ever gets tired of looking at animals having sex?!? Especially when they have captions like and (for the bears) "All this for a salmon dinner? What a slut I am". I mean really, can you think of a better gift than this?
Me either.
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Did you see the back cover?
BTW, Todd is a fun sucker.
Dennis
@ Dennis:
Yeah, you can yell at Todd when you get a bag of Starbucks coffee instead...
Now I SO want that book!
God, I _love_ starbucks coffee. NOT!!!!
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