THIS Is Why You Should Order Take-Out

This is what happens when you try to make a nice home-cooked meal for your family (after a few weeks of not making them one).




(And for all you wise guys, NO this did NOT happen during #grilledcheesesunday, it happened during #mashedpotatosaturday).


Thank goodness it wasn't on the same finger where I got bit by the goat at the petting zoo...
(#MilkingThatInjury)