Kate Gosselin Trickle-Down Toddler Hair

This morning my toddler woke up with Kate Gosselin hair.

This was news to me because a) she didn't ask my permission, and b) I really loath that hair style.

She already has the mullet, I guess she figured, "Hey! What do I have to lose with a reverse mullet?!?"

The best part was that we didn't even have to spend hundreds of dollars trying to hook up with Kate Gosselin's stylist. We got the hair for FREE. Apparently, all you have to do is:

1. Take a bath before bedtime.

2. Thrash all around the bed while sleeping.

3. At some point, sprinkle some milk from a bottle onto your hair.

4. Roll around some more until morning.

Note to Self: Watch less Jon & Kate news coverage while the baby is around.