1. I will not charge extra for fortune cookies. Or chopsticks.
2. I will not use regular spaghetti noodles for Lo Mein.
3. I will not stick some cabbage and a piece of ginger in a wrap and call it an "Egg Roll".
4. I will not serve some unidentifiable blood red sauce and call it "duck sauce".
5. I WILL NOT serve grilled cheese with french fries (HELLLLOOOOOOOO...CHINESE food)
6. I will not serve almond chicken with a big vat of INSTANT. BROWN. GRAVY. (or list BROWN GRAVY as a side item in THREE DIFFERENT SIZES) (Way...I know...)
WILSON WORLD: There is no sustitute.
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Can I get more than ONE packet if I ask for "lots of extra soy sauce", and say please like I always do?
Same for McD's. Can I PLEASE have more than one of each when I say, "Can I have salt and catsup, please?"
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