1. I will not charge extra for fortune cookies. Or chopsticks.

2. I will not use regular spaghetti noodles for Lo Mein.

3. I will not stick some cabbage and a piece of ginger in a wrap and call it an "Egg Roll".

4. I will not serve some unidentifiable blood red sauce and call it "duck sauce".

5. I WILL NOT serve grilled cheese with french fries (HELLLLOOOOOOOO...CHINESE food)

6. I will not serve almond chicken with a big vat of INSTANT. BROWN. GRAVY. (or list BROWN GRAVY as a side item in THREE DIFFERENT SIZES) (Way...I know...)

WILSON WORLD: There is no sustitute.


Danko Ramone said... @ 6:33 PM

Can I get more than ONE packet if I ask for "lots of extra soy sauce", and say please like I always do?

WritRams (AKA: Jackie) said... @ 7:10 PM

Same for McD's. Can I PLEASE have more than one of each when I say, "Can I have salt and catsup, please?"

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