Dear Guy Sitting at the Table Behind Me:
I'm sorry I keep unplugging your computer from the outlet right by my a**. Sucks to be you. Get here earlier next time for prime seating.
Big A** Means No Electricity for You
Dear Overdressed Woman:
A black mini skirt, black tights, red fold-down suede spike-heeled boots and outfit accessorized with a red scarf and matching red flower in your hair might be wee overkill for a day of working remotely in Panera.
I'm just sayin'.
Girl in the Hoodie
Dear Public Online Video Chatter:
DUDE! Take it to your house.
Thank Goodness It Didn't Involve Nudity
Dear Military-Jet-FlyBoys:Thank you for making my day. Please feel free to come in whenever I'm here.
Needed a Distraction from Writing About HIPAA