Dear Fellow Panera Wi-Fi Users

Dear Guy Sitting at the Table Behind Me:

I'm sorry I keep unplugging your computer from the outlet right by my a**. Sucks to be you. Get here earlier next time for prime seating.

Signed,
Big A** Means No Electricity for You

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Dear Overdressed Woman:

A black mini skirt, black tights, red fold-down suede spike-heeled boots and outfit accessorized with a red scarf and matching red flower in your hair might be wee overkill for a day of working remotely in Panera.

I'm just sayin'.
Signed,
Girl in the Hoodie
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Dear Public Online Video Chatter:

DUDE! Take it to your house.

Signed,
Thank Goodness It Didn't Involve Nudity

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Dear Military-Jet-FlyBoys:

Thank you for making my day. Please feel free to come in whenever I'm here.

Signed,
Needed a Distraction from Writing About HIPAA