Here are the top 5 strangest things I experienced over the past week:

#5: Love Me, Love My Doll
#4: Oppressive Lesbian Judgement
#3: Ninja Cocaine Kitty Butt Spraying Me in the Eye
#2: Man Playing Bagpipes to the Water in the Park Across from My House

And the #1 strangest thing I experienced over the past week?

A billboard for a local funeral home advertising their ability to podcast their funeral service over the Internet with the tag line, "Now Everyone Can Attend" (and a picture of an elderly woman with her laptop).


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