Creepiest Thing EVER

As I mentioned previously, I'm logging a lot of baby-created TV time.
Lucky me.
(And now, luck for you!)

Since I didn't watch a great deal of TV BB (before baby), I've been introduced to some pretty interesting things. For example, who knew that The Food Network is possibly one of the greatest channels on TV?!?

While channel surfing in the wee hours this morning, I came across a BBC program called Love Me, Love My Doll. Well, who could resist that, I ask you?

Let me say this:
CREEPIEST. THING. EVER. (in the history of creepy things)

There are men (and I suppose women, but the show was only about men) who spend up to $10,000 to create their own life-size, life-like "doll". For what purpose? I'll let you use your imagination.

The weirdest part to me was not that men bought these just for sex (well, aside from that fact that people actually spend $10,000 on them! That was weird to me...). The creepiest part was that all of the men in this program talked about "being in a relationship" with their doll.

HELLLLLOOOOOOO...
REALITY CHECK: IT'S A FRIGGIN' DOLL!

One guy actually had 8 of them.
EIGHT.
AT $10,000 EACH.
You do the math.

Of course, this is the same guy (who actually seemed semi-normal) that has a GIRLFRIEND. His girlfriend knew about the doll(s), but he hadn't been upfront about how many he had and the extent of his "relationship" with them. So, for his birthday he decided to have a birthday party with his girlfriend.
And two of his dolls.
Which he dressed up.
And put make-up on.
And birthday party horns in their mouths.
(Way...)

When she arrived, she started cracking up and then said, "I need a beer." Later she asked him how many he had and how often he used them. When he said eight and about once a week she was stunned. Flash to them eating and drinking wine at the dinner table.
WITH THE DOLLS.

Flash to the girlfriend saying, "I'm glad he was open about it. I don't have a problem with it..."
BUT YOU COULD TOTALLY TELL SHE DID!
Voiceover at the end said that the girlfriend broke up with the guy a week after the "birthday party."
BIG SHOCKER.

It's creeping me out just to re-live it again and relay it here.
If you excuse me, I need to shower...

If you're intrigued by the creepy, I found a portion of it posted on YouTube. (FYI: It's under the mature audience section, but it doesn't show anything lewd...aside from the general creepiness of it).