Here are some things that would make you a very creepy couple if people didn't know that you had a new baby:

  • Breast pump top on kitchen counter.
  • Baby Einstein video (dude, have you ever watched one of these?!? TOTAL ACID TRIP).
  • Medical syringe in the living room.
  • Rash ointment on the living room ottoman.
  • Semi-nude baby photos on computers.
  • Packs of batteries all over the house.
  • Anal thermometer on ottoman tray.
  • Video & 35-mm cameras on bedroom nightstand.

Parents or creepy couple? Very fine line...


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