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There's a free "test" out there at RealAge.com that determines your "real" age - what age your body thinks it is. You should take it. It's a lot of fun.

Almost as fun as when you jam a Q-tip a little too far into your ear.

Or when slam your fingers in your car door.

Or when you stub that little pinky toe on the side of the door frame.

At any rate, you should try it.

I won't tell you what my "real age" came out to be - mainly because everytime I think about it or say it out loud I start crying uncontrollably and then I just want to sit on the couch, staring blindly at crappy daytime TV and drinking straight from the tequila bottle. I won't tell you my "real age", but I will tell you that two big things for me were that I needed to take Vitamins everyday and I needed to floss more (er, at all).

So, this morning I start my vitamin ritual. I found myself looking at the directions on the One-a-Day Women's Vitamin bottle to see how many I should take a day. HM.

I'm not sure, but I think it's supposed to be ONE per DAY.

(The "real age" thing is starting to make a little more sense...)