Today we had a bag sale (no it did not mean that Todd was selling me). If you're not familiar with the concept, it works like this:
We give customers a bag and they fill it with as many books as they can fit in the bag (from the designated sale area) for 5 bucks. It's a good way to get rid of inventory that is overtaking the store and the customers love it.
There was a 40- or 50-ish aged couple looking through the sale tables when the wife pipes up (not discreetly), "Oh look honey, women's erotica fiction." The husband nonchalantly answers, "That's worth the five dollars itself."
(I won't divulge if they bought the book *cough* *bought it* or not.)
