MRMC #9722

Thanks for tuning in today to yet another edition of More Riveting Marital Conversations:


ME: You know Ming Ming on Wonder Pets?
Him: Yes.
ME: Do you think Ming Ming's a boy or a girl?
Him: *with certainty* She's a girl.
ME: *silence*
ME: Um, how do you know?
Him: Because when they were on the episode with the grass skirts she's the only one that had on a coconut bra.
ME: *blink*blink*blink*

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ME: You know, I can already tell Ella and I are going to have little personal jokes that no one else gets when she grows up.
Him: Why do you think that?
ME: Well, we already do it. Something will happen and we will look at each other at the same time and start laughing.
Him: *silence*
Him: *paranoia* I'm going to be the butt of all the jokes, aren't I?
ME: *blink*blink*blink*
ME: Whatttteeeever would make you think that?

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Him: Why do you have an overexposed Xray-type picture of a leaf on your desktop?
ME: Because I like it.
Him: *silence*
Him: I have a picture of the three girls on mine. You have a picture of a leaf.
Him: Think about it...

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Him: What are you working on?
ME: I'm trying to make the bookstore website do something.
Him: *peering over my shoulder*
Him: Can't you just write a code to make it do that magically. *waves hand*
ME: *sigh*
ME: NO TODD. I CAN'T JUST WRITE A CODE TO MAKE THAT MAGICALLY HAPPEN.
Him: Oh. Too bad
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ME: Ella's poopy again
Him: AHHHH COME ON. I just changed the last one.
ME: SO?
Him: *glare*
ME: Rock-Paper-Scissors you for it?
Him: Sure. One-two-three...
ME: DAMN IT!

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ME: Did you get a lottery ticket?
Him: Yes.
ME: Great. I'm going upstairs to nap. When I awaken, I expect to be independently wealthy.
Him: Yes, your highness.