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DISCLAIMER: If you want to keep the pristine angelic picture of perfection that I am *ahem*, then I suggest you read no further...

OK..I warned you...

I've been sick with some weird sinus thing since last November. Here are some things that I've learned from it:

#5. I do not know how to spit out of a car window (I blame this on my older brother. I mean, how could you not teach me how to do this?)

#4. It is possible not to taste your food for months on end and really have no appetite, but still gain weight.

#3. It is possible to cough yourself into a wheezing, hacking, vomiting fit at approximately the same time every evening (who knew sinuses had a timetable?).

#2. There really is no end to the amount of phlegm your body can produce.

And the #1 thing that I've learned from my sinuses over the past 3 months:

It is possible to puke up your nose and then blow the food you puked up your nose out onto a tissue...


(hey, I warned you not to read)

(and, yes, it does burn)