DISCLAIMER: If you want to keep the pristine angelic picture of perfection that I am *ahem*, then I suggest you read no further...
OK..I warned you...
I've been sick with some weird sinus thing since last November. Here are some things that I've learned from it:
#5. I do not know how to spit out of a car window (I blame this on my older brother. I mean, how could you not teach me how to do this?)
#4. It is possible not to taste your food for months on end and really have no appetite, but still gain weight.
#3. It is possible to cough yourself into a wheezing, hacking, vomiting fit at approximately the same time every evening (who knew sinuses had a timetable?).
#2. There really is no end to the amount of phlegm your body can produce.
And the #1 thing that I've learned from my sinuses over the past 3 months:
It is possible to puke up your nose and then blow the food you puked up your nose out onto a tissue...
TADA!
(hey, I warned you not to read)
(and, yes, it does burn)
